I came across these while going through some papers and enjoyed them all over again.  It doesn’t even matter whether you believe in God or not, they’re still funny!  I especially like Joyce’s and Marsha’s comments.

Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.  There is nothing good in there now.   Amanda

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy.  I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.   Joyce

Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart.  I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.   Janet

Dear God, how did you know you were God?  Who told you?   Charlene

Dear God, is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?   Anita

Dear God, I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.  There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.   Nancy

Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.  How far back to you go?   Love, Dennis

Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries?  If you don’t, who does?   Nathan

Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don’t do any now?   Billy

Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.  Peter

Dear God, my brother told me about how we are born but it just doesn’t sound right.  What do you say?   Marsha

Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?   Donny

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night.  That was really cool   Thomas

  1. I love when children are so innocent that they can ask questions such as this…it is beautiful Jan thank you for sharing:)

  2. wonderful stuff. I pray those prayers still now. 😉

  3. Dear God, why is it that, if I am so smart, I still do dumb things?