The weekly Friday Fictioneers event takes place in the twilight zone of Wednesday through Tuesday, when authors from around the world virtually arrive to post stories based on a picture prompt chosen so our fearless leader, Rochelle I-am-the-Queen Wisoff, can write whatever story she has in mind that week. (Now I’m really in trouble!!) One hundred words provide the vehicle for stories of every type, wildly diverse in scope. You’re welcome to participate…if you’re prepared to become an addict, shaking and sweating each week to get just the right story out, then reading as many other stories as possible before the cravings begin again.
If you prefer more measured participation, you may be content to simply read stories (although “liking” and commenting are always appreciated.) Hover your cursor over the cute blue critter at the end of my story. Click and you’ll be transported to other words, into other lives, having your emotions wrung dry all too often. So choose your poison…or let Morpheus give you BOTH pills. You are the One who decides.
What’s the Buzz?
My family swarmed around, buzzing over my announcement. Mom bridled, “Honey, that’s not a job for a woman.” Dad waxed eloquent about managerial positions and the family company vs. being a mere worker. That stung a bit. My older sister, queen of everything, looked disdainful, combed her perfect hair and declared it would give her hives. My little brother bumbled about, droning in his usual incomprehensible monotone.
My best friend responded, “Sweet! But why?” Although ridiculous in hindsight, my interest had flowered from a childhood misunderstanding at the theater, where I’d thought Hamlet soliloquized, “To bee or not to bee.”
What can one say, Janet–Fun puns.
To entertain was my intent, so I’m off to a good start this morning. 🙂 Thanks, vb, and enjoy your day.
janet
That was brilliant 😀
Your comment makes me want a Guinness, Alastair, but it’s a bit too early at 7:15 am here. 🙂
Thanks,
janet
It’s afternoon here 🙂
I know, but I think I’ll have to wait until later. However, there’s plenty of the good stuff in the basement and Bill and I indulged last night, so I’m good for now.
Still have the effects 😉
We just split one. 🙂
Great wordplay! 😀
Your comment is nectar to my ears, Miss Z. 🙂
janet
what a word-match. GREAT to bee or not to bee – that’s really an interesting question.
Hopefully my story won’t suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune…or outraged readers, Easy. Have a wonderful Wednesday!
janet
Very clever, artlessly constructed. 🙂
Sandra, I hope it bee-gan your day with a smile or two. (Help!! I can’t stop.)
janet
This was brilliant Janet, I loved the wordplay, very cleverly done if I may bee so bold…
Wondering what honey you’re taking honey!!
Dee
Dee, when I saw the prompt, “To bee or not to bee” got into my head and stuck there, no matter how hard I tried to come up with a more dignified story. So I just flew with it. As for honey, I love lavender and the Provencal honey from the garrigue. 🙂
janet
Oh, excellent, janet. What a great way to start my morning. All smiles.
And that comment started my morning out wonderfully, too! Thanks.
janet
Aidez-moi! My side, it aches! I don’t want to be a buzz-kill, honey, but I think perhaps it is nobler to suffer the stings… etc.. etc..
I think my pun-machine has run dry, Helena, so I’ll have to say I’m glad you enjoyed the story so much and leave it at that. Unless…maybe it could be turned into a song sung by….of course….Sting.
janet
That was a very di-sting-uished story!
Thanks, honey, so sweet of you to say so.
janet
I cannot BEE-lieve how many times you reinforced the theme in this. Funny from tip to stern.
I did my best to get as many references in within the 100-word limit, Joe, and changed things more than once. I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
janet
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Cute! It points out how many everyday phrases we use that derive from the humble bumble!
As I’ve read a few other stories and comments, I realize there were some other good ones I didn’t think about. But it would have been difficult to fit many more in anyway.
janet
Oh Janet, you’ve packed more puns into 100 words than I ever thought possible. Makes me wonder what the job was! After lots of ‘last bee on earth’ stories, thank you for lightening the mood!
Bee-ing a beekeeper, of course. 🙂 Happy I could bring some lightness to the day, a day that’s quite cloudy here.
janet
i hope the link is clickable.
It was, although I only saw a black screen at first. Most creative comment I’ve ever gotten, Rich. I’m always glad when you have time and stop by. Hope your writing is going well.
janet
Don’t forget to try the shrimp on the way out. 😀
I have to admit the image does open itself up to using as many puns as you possibly can in a hundred words. You have excelled in this Janet. Thoroughly entertaining. I am going to have to give my entry this week much thought. Have a good day.
Thanks very much indeed. I’m glad you enjoyed it. It flew into my head immediately and all I had to do was work on adding a few more bee-related words. The muse decided to be a-musing today, I guess. 🙂
janet
You did very well.
Hi Janet,
You’re the queen bee of references. Delightful reading. Ron
There have been a swarm of bee puns today, but since I started it, I’m just enjoying the whole thing. But I’m glad you had fun with the story.
janet
Excellent!
Thanks! 🙂
How fun janet, I went for the corn, you went for a very clever play on words. Very well done, a pleasure to read!
Hi, Penny. I’m glad you liked it. It was fun to write, so I’m happy it was enjoyable to read.
janet
Dear Janet,
My mind’s a-buzz with a honey of a comment. But in my present state of bee-ing I’ll just drink in the nectar of your stinging pun-tification. .
Meanwhile I’ll consider the next prompt for MY story.
Shalom,
Rochelle I-am-the-Queen Wisoff
🙂
We-eel, roll over Bee-thovan. You wax well in the humor arena. Good bee-siness story.
Bee well. Bee good. Bee happy.
Sweet of you to say all those bee-utiful things, Randy. I am well, good, and happy. You bee those, 2.
janet
Now that’s a buzz above the rest. 😉
Jackie, thanks for flying by to read. Enjoy your day!
janet
This was so much fun!!!!!!
Good, Jan, I’m glad. It was meant to be, so that’s good feedback. 🙂
janet
Packed with puns! My favorite has to be the last one. Hamlet, your flowery words continue on!
That last one is the one that started the whole thing, popping into my head as soon as I saw the picture. So I’m glad you liked it!
janet
Ah, a pun! Yes, great…a Pun!
Scott
Mine: http://kindredspirit23.wordpress.com/2013/07/31/ff-friday-fictioneers-as-bees-and-cs-rated-pg-genre-humorous/
haha that was fun! ^^ brilliant use of puns
Thanks, kz, I’m always glad when something that’s supposed to be humorous works! 🙂
janet
Every bee pun we’ll ever need, collected in one convenient and hilarious story! I am in stitches over here, I hope you know! 😀
Great!! That’s what I wanted to have happen. Glad you liked it with no stings attached. 🙂
janet
Light and delightful, Janet. A honie of a story. 😉
How sweet of you to say so! 🙂
janet
Excellent, Janet. I’m more like the little brother-just bumbling around with a stupid grin on my face.
🙂 Somehow I doubt that, Ray.
janet
Wow Janet, packed with puns you are today! Now I understand where the overflow came from on my post =)
Yeah, when comments started coming in, they were full of puns and it just took on a life of its own, as puns tend to do. Oh, well, could be much worse 🙂
janet
Very creative, humorous, and entertaining. But, what is the job?
Bee keeper, of course. 🙂
LOL’ed! And how well you described the hierarchy. 😉
Here’s mine: http://unexpectedpaths.com/friday-fictioneers/everything-dies/
To get someone to LOL is a very good thing. Thanks, Maggie. I’m getting a little behind in reading all the stories as I’m getting ready for us to leave for vacation tomorrow. Hopefully by tonight I’ll have a bit of time. 🙂
janet
Have a great vacation!
Thanks, Maggie. We’ll be gone for two weeks to the mountains of Wyoming (our annual trip) and I’m sure my blog posts will have lots of pictures! 🙂 Getting FF reading done over the next two weeks might be a bit problematic, but you know I’ll try my best.
“Honey” of a story! LOL. I heard a collective groan. I for one love a good pun. Fun and well written.
Plenty of punny responses, so that’s fine. 🙂
janet
Tremendous bit of word association here. And family dynamics beautifully illustrated.
Agree re title. There may be others yet.
Also a few “To bee or not to bee’s”, but that’s fine, too. I’m happy you liked the story.
janet
Loved it!
Good! 🙂
janet
Dear Janet,
A very nice mixture of words. I’m going for my Raid now. You’d better hide out in Wyoming until the air clears. Have a nice trip. See you next Fall.
Aloha,
Doug
Thanks, Doug. No Raid. We need all the bees we can get. If you’re interested in pictures of the trip, I’m quite sure there will be plenty over the next two weeks. 🙂 See you soon.
janet
Cue the rimshot! Fun, Janet!
Thanks, Kent. 🙂
janet
Nice puns! A very enjoyable read. 🙂
Thanks a lot and I’m glad you dropped by.
janet
I’m groaning. But fun take on the prompt and anybody who can make me smile gets my vote. Why is there beeswax but no beeswane?
Hmmmm, don’t know. I also forgot bee-ware and others. I’m happ to make you smile, though.
janet
🙂
Love how you’ve woven so many bee references into your story.
Thanks very much, Patti.
janet
That was fun. As to your question at the end (rhetorical though it may be)…it is always better to BEE
Not to bee is definitely worse. 🙂 Thanks, Nandini.
janet