Today it blew so hard
that I considered taking my shower
fully clothed
lest the roof blow off
and I
like Dorothy
land in Oz
or
(more likely?)
be left exposed
to the neighbor’s gaze
Today it blew so hard
Posted: March 19, 2016 in Poetry, UncategorizedTags: humorous poetry, poetry, wind
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This, that and the other thing 
The mind boggles. Poem conveys multiple images of naked Janet running around a half demolished house frantically looking for a towel or other garment to protect her modesty. Man oh man. A poem like that would get a woman jailed in the Middle East. Better I think that future poems should relate more to those bible classes you mentioned some time back. You seem to be straying (more than a little) from the path J. Come back to us. Your worried irish cuz. MB
I hope you boggled mind has assumed its usual (I’ll say “usual” instead of “normal”) shape by now, MB. No worries. This was just a momentary bit of insanity brought about by two days and one night of howling winds. Now back to our regularly scheduled posting. 🙂
janet
However, life’s going to be a lot more boring for followers now that you’ve put your Porn Poetry phase behind you. It’s a sad day in some ways. OK. Let’s get over ourselves. Onwards…..
MB, feel free to immortalize the poem by printing it and leaving it by your laptop so you can refer to it if necessary.
Oh, you do make me laugh, Janet!
🙂 My husband always says not to take a shower during a thunderstorm (because of the possibility of lightning), so who knows about the wind?
janet
Well, there’s a thing!
I think that was the R-rated version of the movie 🙂
It certainly was a windy day.
Ah, Dan, please note that I didn’t say Dorothy was deposited in Oz sans clothes, just compared being blown away to Oz. Sigh. 🙂 Yes, it was a windy day and another one and a night in between as well.
janet
Sorry, Janet, I couldn’t resist.
How hard did you try? 🙂 All in good fun, Dan, although it’s certainly within the realm of possibility that someone did make an R-rated version of “The Wizard of Oz.” Don’t even want to think about it.
I don’t want to think about all the times I could end up having to be rescued (and what I might be wearing).
🙂
love it!
🙂 I’m glad, Randy. Have a wonderful and non-windy weekend.
janet
That is exactly how I feel here on the West Coast when the southwestern wind blows! 😀
🙂
janet
Lol! Glad you didn’t blow away!
Ha, this is amazing, and so timely! I’m in Hawaii for a brief spell and this is apparently the windy season, so I can relate. 😉
I know you’re enjoying that, Hannah!! There’s supposed to be a lot of snow in the NE, so don’t come back too soon!
janet