I had two good friends in college who would open bottle with their teeth. I would love to have been their dentist, although, to be fair, I’m pretty sure they only did it once in a while. but this bottle top gave me a good laugh.
Another favorite example is “Contents hot” on things like coffee, tea, hot chocolate. Well, duh! If it’s not hot, people complain. But those pesky lawsuits…
Still not as bad as the warnings not to eat the plastic wrap on individual slices of American cheese though… That’s a whole new level of scary/obvious.
This, that and the other thing 
That’s why I always carry an opener – great photo!
I had two good friends in college who would open bottle with their teeth. I would love to have been their dentist, although, to be fair, I’m pretty sure they only did it once in a while. but this bottle top gave me a good laugh.
janet
Ouch – I saw a football player do that once. I didn’t have the nerve to try.
Shows your good sense, Dan! 🙂
LOL
Yes. 🙂
janet
They have to put instructions on everything these days HA HA
Well done!
Another favorite example is “Contents hot” on things like coffee, tea, hot chocolate. Well, duh! If it’s not hot, people complain. But those pesky lawsuits…
janet
Still not as bad as the warnings not to eat the plastic wrap on individual slices of American cheese though… That’s a whole new level of scary/obvious.
I haven’t seen those, but I haven’t really looked at American cheese. That does sounds worse, Hannah.
janet
Oh it’s a classic… And sadly, the result of an actual lawsuit, I believe.
Another “duh” moment.