Tuesday humor

Posted: August 7, 2018 in Humor
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Not sure which of these you enjoy most, but the second one is definitely my favorite.

Theology, kid-style, #1

Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.  There’s nothing good in there now.  Amanda

Dear God,  thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy.  I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.  Joyce

Dear Mr. God,  I wish you wouldn’t make it so easy for people to come apart.  I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.  Janet             (Not me, just for the record!)

Dear God, how did you know you were God?  Who told you?  Charlene

Dear God, is it true my father won’t get in heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?  Anita

Dear God, I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.  There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.  Nancy

(from The Epistle, by Roy Alexander)


  1. Lignum Draco says:

    Hilarious. Charlene (#4) is going to make a great lawyer one day. 🙂

    • I think these have a cumulative effect: the more you read, the funnier they seem. Always nice to find some good, clean humor. Thanks for stopping by for a laugh or two.


  2. restlessjo says:

    They all made me smile 🙂 🙂 Happy Tuesday, Janet!

  3. StillWalks says:

    I like them all but Charlene nails it 🙂

  4. Joanne Sisco says:

    Children’s logic is the best!!

  5. Sue says:

    I love the 4th one!

  6. pommepal says:

    Brought a smile to my day, love them all

  7. Thanks for the chuckle. Mine would be: Dear God, Please don’t let Christmas decorations be sold before November 1. Thank you. Judy

  8. Clearly I’m just a big kid acting as an adult, because I can definitely relate.

  9. Definitely cumulative effect, but I really liked the last one, haha.

  10. LOL! The last one is pretty funny.

  11. joey says:

    I vote for golf words! Haha!

  12. de Wets Wild says:

    Believing like a child!

  13. Su Leslie says:

    Hehe. Thanks for giving me a smile today Janet.

  14. Leya says:

    Big smiles! Nr 2 and the last one made me giggle out loud.

  15. Dan Antion says:

    Having never been outside the active range of my Tetanus shot since I was four years old, I’m going to go with the “easy to come apart” prayer.

  16. prior.. says:

    Oh so fun?
    Golf words will get ya every time

  17. David Gaetke says:

    Haha Who told you?! Love it.