I found this unattributed poem among my dad’s papers after he passed away. Since my parents lived in Arizona for just over 35 years after Dad retired, I don’t think he minded the heat.
Major apologies here!! I tried and tried to get this poem to format the way I painstakingly entered it into my post as verses of four lines lined up the way you would do for a poem. But WordPress refuses to let me do it, I don’t know what else to try, and I have life going on and no more time to spend trying to massage it into what should easily copy from my Word document to WP. So please excuse the way it looks and just enjoy the poem.
The devil wanted a place on earth, Sort of a summer home. A place to spend his vacation Whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, A place both wretched and rough, Where the climate was to his liking And the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the streams in the canyons And ordered no rain to fall. He dried up the lakes in the valleys, Then baked and scorched it all.
Then over his barren desert He transplanted shrubs from hell, The cactus, thistle, and prickly pear. The climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking. But animal life, he had none. So he created crawling creatures That all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake With its forked poisonous tongue, Taught it to strike and rattle And how to swallow its young.
The he made scorpions and lizards And the ugly old horned toad. He placed spiders of every description Under rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hot, Hotter and hotter still, Until even the cactus wilted And the old horned toad looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom As any creator would. He chuckled a little up his sleeve And admitted that it was good.
‘Twas summer now and Satan lay By a prickly pear to rest. The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow So he took off his coat and vest.
“By golly,” he finally panted, “I did my job too well, “I’m going back where I came from. “Arizona is hotter than hell.”