This made me laugh out loud. I hope it does the same for you. That’s even hotter than an Arizona summer! 🤣🤣🤣
Posts Tagged ‘humor’
Wordless Wednesday…😳
Posted: November 15, 2023 in Humor, Just for fun, Wordless WednesdayTags: humor, just for fun, Wordless Wednesday
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Retirement through a child’s eyes
Posted: June 20, 2023 in HumorTags: from child's point of view, humor, retirement, retirement through a child's eyes, through a child's eyes
I don’t know who wrote this, but I found it among my dad’s things. It made me laugh and hopefully it will make you at least chuckle. My parents lived for many years in a 55-and-older gated community, so much of this rang true, but the child’s POV makes it humorously different.
A Child’s View of Retirement in a Mobile Park
After Christmas break,a teacher asked her pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy’s reply went like this:
We always spend Christmas with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to California. They live in a place with a lot of retarded people. They live in tin huts. They ride big three-wheel tricycles They go to a big building they call a wrecked hall. But if it was wrecked, it’s fixed now. They play games there and do exercises, but they don’t do them very well. There’s a swimming pool and they go to it and just stand there in the water with their hats on. I guess they don’t know how to swim.
My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks there. They go to fast food restaurants.
As you come into the park, there’s a doll house with a man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can’t get out without him seeing them. They wear badges with their names on them. I guess they don’t know who they are.
My Grandma said Grandpa worked hard all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back home, but I guess the man in the doll house won’t let them out.
I’ve heard of armchair travel but…
Posted: June 17, 2023 in Humor, Just for fun, Six-Word SaturdayTags: #SWS, armchair travel, humor, just for fun, road trip, Six-Word Saturday
Wordless Wednesday…potty humor
Posted: May 31, 2023 in Humor, Wordless WednesdayTags: Galena Illinois, humor, potty humor, Wordless Wednesday
We could use a park chiropractor!
Posted: April 1, 2023 in Humor, Nature, Six-Word SaturdayTags: #SWS, humor, Joshua Tree National Park, Joshua trees, Nature, Six-Word Saturday
Six-Word Saturday 4.1.23
We’ll be whitewater rafting today on the wild part of the Salt River, class 3 and 4 rapids, with a group from church, so I won’t be online much if at all. I’ll catch up as I can. Happy Saturday!
I’m always looking to get a-head
Posted: March 11, 2023 in Six-Word SaturdayTags: #SWS, birds, egret, humor, Riparian Preserve at Water Ranch, Six-Word Saturday
Wordless Wednesday…Mr. Magoo
Posted: February 1, 2023 in Humor, NatureTags: humor, just for fun, Mr. Magoo, Nature, Sweetwater Wetlands, Tucson Arizona, turtle
Feel free to make a complaint
Posted: July 16, 2022 in Humor, Six-Word SaturdayTags: #SWS, humor, humorous signs, Six-Word Saturday
Someone please give me a hand!
Posted: June 4, 2022 in Six-Word SaturdayTags: humor, just for fun, lost glove, Six-Word Saturday
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